just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.