hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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