Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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