so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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