what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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