So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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