If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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