By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
