wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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