so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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