So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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