i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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