i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm like, not good at living.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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