I love black thongs
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
my being single is dangerous.
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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