Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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