bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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