What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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