I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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