im drinking this country out of the recession.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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