well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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