If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Randomize
