I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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