Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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