So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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