Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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