No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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