yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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