I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
