Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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