fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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