Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
where are you?
Hypothermia
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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