Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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