what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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