is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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