How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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