forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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