it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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