At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Hey! you should come over!
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A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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