I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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