Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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