oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
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I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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