is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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