YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
do herpes really smell.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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