is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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