Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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