I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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