Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Farmville is her only friend.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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