We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Come on in and take your pants off
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