I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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