i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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