Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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