am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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