I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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