Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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